Fat Anna

Fat Anna's voice gets loud sometimes. Mostly she's a lying bitch, but sometimes it takes strangers to remind us that she's full of it.

Don’t be an arsehole

Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.Neil Gaiman It seems like a simple enough concept.  And it should be.  Simple I mean.  But when it comes to dating, it’s not.  Arseholes are abound - and they aren’t even always men, they aren’t even always strangers and sometimes they’re not even someone else.  … Continue reading Don’t be an arsehole

POF – Back on the wagon.

I am dead set certain that my epitaph is going to read…Here lies Anna, internet dating tragic but a somewhat successful human in most other areasIt will still have flowers and all the fancy granite but I am certain that’s how it will read.  For all of eternity, the world will know that my dating … Continue reading POF – Back on the wagon.

The Lucky One

When you want a new car you start to see them everywhere.  You never noticed how many of them are on the road until you find yourself wanting one.  Wishing you had a red one like that one but yours would have tinted windows, better rims and there’s no way on earth you would put … Continue reading The Lucky One

How The Bachelor turned me a into a (wo)man hater.

Bachie's choice in timepieces is amazing.  I am not a religious Bachelor fan.  I do not sit every week and watch every minute of both episodes however it is on my television while I fill in wedding paperwork, clean my fans, drink cups of tea and eat cooking chocolate from the melt packet hidden in … Continue reading How The Bachelor turned me a into a (wo)man hater.