This week I sneezed unexpectedly. You know, one of those sneezes that comes out of nowhere. There wasn't any kind of dust, or invasive snot or twitchy oncoming cold passed on by my favourite germ ridden turdler. None of that, just a normal, out-of-the-blue, sneeze ... and then it happened. A little bit of wee … Continue reading A little bit of wee
Don’t be an arsehole
Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.Neil Gaiman It seems like a simple enough concept. And it should be. Simple I mean. But when it comes to dating, it’s not. Arseholes are abound - and they aren’t even always men, they aren’t even always strangers and sometimes they’re not even someone else. … Continue reading Don’t be an arsehole
Losing your Undies
I've got a secret. It's not a huge one. It's not an obscure growth that will make me instaneously wealthy but slightly disgusting and it's not some weird fetish about hirsuite men with pot bellies. (You already know about that one) It's so much smaller than that and about as signifcant as toothpaste. I am … Continue reading Losing your Undies
life in big frilly knickers 