Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.Neil Gaiman It seems like a simple enough concept. And it should be. Simple I mean. But when it comes to dating, it’s not. Arseholes are abound - and they aren’t even always men, they aren’t even always strangers and sometimes they’re not even someone else. … Continue reading Don’t be an arsehole
Feelings are rough. Someone once told me (she was a professional - I paid her) that choice and feelings were generally not something that went together. They are what they are and as a grown up it's my job to feel them, acknowledge them and then, as a grown up, decide what to do with … Continue reading Feelings: their sadistic plot to fuck with your life.
I've got a secret. It's not a huge one. It's not an obscure growth that will make me instaneously wealthy but slightly disgusting and it's not some weird fetish about hirsuite men with pot bellies. (You already know about that one) It's so much smaller than that and about as signifcant as toothpaste. I am … Continue reading Losing your Undies
life in big frilly knickers 