This week I sneezed unexpectedly. You know, one of those sneezes that comes out of nowhere. There wasn't any kind of dust, or invasive snot or twitchy oncoming cold passed on by my favourite germ ridden turdler. None of that, just a normal, out-of-the-blue, sneeze ... and then it happened. A little bit of wee … Continue reading A little bit of wee
Feelings: their sadistic plot to fuck with your life.
Feelings are rough. Someone once told me (she was a professional - I paid her) that choice and feelings were generally not something that went together. They are what they are and as a grown up it's my job to feel them, acknowledge them and then, as a grown up, decide what to do with … Continue reading Feelings: their sadistic plot to fuck with your life.
Life Planning and Flamingo Stationery
I'm not a planner by nature. I spend inordinate amounts of money on diaries, stationery, planner inserts and all kinds of flamingo stickers to keep my daily life in check. A flamingo sticker is the only thing between me, an unpaid electricity bill and a life in darkness. It's true and a disappointing testament to … Continue reading Life Planning and Flamingo Stationery
The Lucky One
When you want a new car you start to see them everywhere. You never noticed how many of them are on the road until you find yourself wanting one. Wishing you had a red one like that one but yours would have tinted windows, better rims and there’s no way on earth you would put … Continue reading The Lucky One
The List
The List. In February of 2014 I wrote a list. A list of things that I want in a partner. The list at the time was important. It consisted of a number of prerequisites that at the ripe old age of thirty-three were very, very important. It is almost October and in two months I am … Continue reading The List
life in big frilly knickers 