This week I sneezed unexpectedly. You know, one of those sneezes that comes out of nowhere. There wasn't any kind of dust, or invasive snot or twitchy oncoming cold passed on by my favourite germ ridden turdler. None of that, just a normal, out-of-the-blue, sneeze ... and then it happened. A little bit of wee … Continue reading A little bit of wee
Don’t be an arsehole
Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.Neil Gaiman It seems like a simple enough concept. And it should be. Simple I mean. But when it comes to dating, it’s not. Arseholes are abound - and they aren’t even always men, they aren’t even always strangers and sometimes they’re not even someone else. … Continue reading Don’t be an arsehole
Why my fish is better than a boyfriend
I cleaned my very green fish tank today. I lovingly removed Eric from his tank and proceeded to scrub the evidence of my neglect away. It was relatively easy and involved much less effort than removing the sins of my neglect in my life outside of my lounge room. It was at this moment, elbow deep … Continue reading Why my fish is better than a boyfriend
life in big frilly knickers 