This week I sneezed unexpectedly. You know, one of those sneezes that comes out of nowhere. There wasn't any kind of dust, or invasive snot or twitchy oncoming cold passed on by my favourite germ ridden turdler. None of that, just a normal, out-of-the-blue, sneeze ... and then it happened. A little bit of wee … Continue reading A little bit of wee
Don’t be an arsehole
Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.Neil Gaiman It seems like a simple enough concept. And it should be. Simple I mean. But when it comes to dating, it’s not. Arseholes are abound - and they aren’t even always men, they aren’t even always strangers and sometimes they’re not even someone else. … Continue reading Don’t be an arsehole
Why my fish is better than a boyfriend
I cleaned my very green fish tank today. I lovingly removed Eric from his tank and proceeded to scrub the evidence of my neglect away. It was relatively easy and involved much less effort than removing the sins of my neglect in my life outside of my lounge room. It was at this moment, elbow deep … Continue reading Why my fish is better than a boyfriend
POF – Back on the wagon.
I am dead set certain that my epitaph is going to read…Here lies Anna, internet dating tragic but a somewhat successful human in most other areasIt will still have flowers and all the fancy granite but I am certain that’s how it will read. For all of eternity, the world will know that my dating … Continue reading POF – Back on the wagon.
7 Days at a Time
One of the smartest women I know told me the secret to the universe yesterday. 'Seven days at a time,' she said. Seven Days... This is not a creepy reenactment of The Ring and I don't think Samara is going to come crawling through my television set. This is where I go after one. One … Continue reading 7 Days at a Time
life in big frilly knickers 