This week I sneezed unexpectedly. You know, one of those sneezes that comes out of nowhere. There wasn't any kind of dust, or invasive snot or twitchy oncoming cold passed on by my favourite germ ridden turdler. None of that, just a normal, out-of-the-blue, sneeze ... and then it happened. A little bit of wee … Continue reading A little bit of wee
Dear Universe
Just cut me some fucking slack. C'mon, I mean really! I know that we all make some shit decisions. I know that the world owes us absolutely nothing and I know that being a functioning human does not mean we deserve the love of another. But honestly universe! Come the fuck on. Take your … Continue reading Dear Universe
life in big frilly knickers 