Dear Universe

Just cut me some fucking slack.  C'mon, I mean really!  I know that we all make some shit decisions. I know that the world owes us absolutely nothing and I know that being a functioning human does not mean we deserve the love of another.   But honestly universe!  Come the fuck on.  Take your … Continue reading Dear Universe

How The Bachelor turned me a into a (wo)man hater.

Bachie's choice in timepieces is amazing.  I am not a religious Bachelor fan.  I do not sit every week and watch every minute of both episodes however it is on my television while I fill in wedding paperwork, clean my fans, drink cups of tea and eat cooking chocolate from the melt packet hidden in … Continue reading How The Bachelor turned me a into a (wo)man hater.