Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.Neil Gaiman It seems like a simple enough concept. And it should be. Simple I mean. But when it comes to dating, it’s not. Arseholes are abound - and they aren’t even always men, they aren’t even always strangers and sometimes they’re not even someone else. … Continue reading Don’t be an arsehole
Feelings are rough. Someone once told me (she was a professional - I paid her) that choice and feelings were generally not something that went together. They are what they are and as a grown up it's my job to feel them, acknowledge them and then, as a grown up, decide what to do with … Continue reading Feelings: their sadistic plot to fuck with your life.
I'm not a planner by nature. I spend inordinate amounts of money on diaries, stationery, planner inserts and all kinds of flamingo stickers to keep my daily life in check. A flamingo sticker is the only thing between me, an unpaid electricity bill and a life in darkness. It's true and a disappointing testament to … Continue reading Life Planning and Flamingo Stationery
When you want a new car you start to see them everywhere. You never noticed how many of them are on the road until you find yourself wanting one. Wishing you had a red one like that one but yours would have tinted windows, better rims and there’s no way on earth you would put … Continue reading The Lucky One
life in big frilly knickers 