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There is a new King Kong movie.  A giant ape sits alone in the forest and is angry at invading visitors.  The storyline isn’t earth-shatteringly new and at some point the pretty blonde lady is going to fall for the misunderstood beast.  There’s another movie being rereleased in March with almost exactly the same storyline … Continue reading King Kong

Sitting in coffee shops on your own can either mean two things.  Either you become invisible or chatty mac chatterson.  This week I've been both.  Same coffee shop, two days apart and the worlds I found myself could be no further different.I am currently reading Stephen King's Dark Tower series and find myself drawn into … Continue reading Ka

If I was a character in a movie it would look different.  This white girl of privlidge's heartbreak crisis would just look different.  I would cry with mascara on, and yet my skin would still glow and my eyes would have that wet look that bleeds sadness interwoven with hope.  My hair would shine and … Continue reading Sparkly shoes and a bottle of vodka

I do this occasionally; I think myself much more artistically talented than I actually am.  It's like walking out of the movies from watching Step Up and thinking that by standing in front of a fan, you are this amazing dancer that can shake it like Channing Tatum on a bad day.  Last night I … Continue reading Wanted: Nipple tassels and a feather fan

If you've played any part in my life you know that something weird happens when I meet a man whose name starts with M.  It's gotten to a point that my friends and family have insisted it's enough of a reason for me to swipe left based on a first initial.  While I think they're … Continue reading The Fetish with M

I am inactively husband hunting.  I know that's a oxymoron and I am even more impressed by you if you knew it was as well, however that is what I am doing.  I enjoy the hunt.  The stalking, the chase, the looking and the making up stories, it's fun and it's safe.  There is no … Continue reading I want to give you socks!

I am aware that I am on a cruise boat in the South China Sea.  I am aware that I said yes to this kind of holiday.  It was never meant to be that kind of 'party hard', 'only live once' kind of holiday but nowhere in any of my reading material did I see … Continue reading Ship Ahoy

People say as you get older that you'll feel like a grownup.  That soon enough you will start craving those things that appear on the checklist of adulthood.  I didn't believe them.  I never thought I would get to a point where I would want to call myself a grown up.  Couldn't imagine a life … Continue reading Can you go blind from looking at too much house porn?